Aren't the police efficient?

My case has been closed.

It took them less than 24 hours to close the case. No wonder their crime numbers look good. Honestly, you never feel the brunt of the system until you are in it.

The letter is dated 27 January, the same day I reported the crime. Not that it matters that a few days later I have a few phone numbers rung by the little gits who stole my phone. They can't do anything about a phone number unless it's been reported.

I love being a victim of a crime and how well we're treated.

Maybe I should move to America and buy a gun, at least then I'll know what to do when I find a thieving little git.